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Pants on Fire

Pants on fire is about a boy called Tony who gets really unusual super cool undies from his grandma.  When Tony gets his pants in the mail he absolutely loves them!  They were orange with black dots.  Tony wanted to show them off at school.  When Tony went school everyone crowded him. Tony friends were saying that they wanted to borrow his pants. When tony went into class the teacher asked him why he was wearing just his undies into school and he said that he didn't have any other pants. Then heaps of terrifying sparks came flying out of his pants. Just then the teacher had a blank face and then the teacher said oh I'm sorry for asking you then they went back to their work.
The next day when they were doing their work Tony said he was allergic to paper so he didn't have to do his work. Then sparks came flying out of Tony's pants and the teachers face was blank. Just then the teacher came running up to Tony and said, " I'm so sorry ill ring someone and see if they can help". Then the teacher came back and said, " They said they wont be able to help so I guess we wont do any work'. Tony was really happy. His pants must hypnotize people when they lie!

The next day when Tony went to school it was p.e Tony said another lie to get of p.e and his pants caught on fire! he ran behind a tree and pulled his pants off, then all the class saw his pants on the ground!

Just then the pants started chasing him! Tony ran really fast then his friends ran after Tony. Tony and his friends had an idea, They would lie to the pants so they would explode! So Tony and his friends lied to the terrifying pants and the pants made a huge bang noise and then all they saw was ashes. Then the teacher came and saw Tony with no pants on and gave him a jacket to tie around him. Tony said he would never lie again.

I think this book was very good and funny i give it a 10 out of 10
This book was written by Victoria Lloyd

Just Shocking

This is a very funny book called Just Shocking.

This book has lots of different, funny stories. One of the stories is called And-Bot. This story is about a boy called Andy who tries to be a robot. His parents force him to do jobs and they lock him in the closet because they said robots need sleep. While he is locked in the closet he finds a talking vacuum cleaner! Then his parents let him out. Andy doesn't want to be a robot anymore so he says he's an alien. There are lots of other funny stories.  One of the other stories is one that you can pick what thing he does next.

I think this book was really good i hive it an 8 out of ten.

This book was illustrated by Terry Denton.

Real Keen Baked Bean

         Reel Keen Baked Bean

This book is filled with poems, chants and jokes that will make you laugh.

One of the poems in this book goes like this, Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle behind the kitchen door. The little dog laughed to see such fun, so the cat did a little bit more.

This book has lots of silly jokes.  Another one of them is roses are red, cabbages are green, you've got a figure like a washing machine.

This book was made by June Factor and illustrated by Annie Marshall

I think this book was very funny and I give it a 10 out of 10.

Judy Moody Gets Famous

When Judy Moody goes to school one day, she sees Jessica Finch wearing a tiara. Jessica said that she won the spelling bee test and she even got her picture in the paper. Judy Moody wants to get famous. She asked her parents if they ever had their photo in the paper and they had. Her brother had been in the paper and even her best friend had. Judy Moody had never had her picture in the newspaper and she tried and tried but she just couldn't get famous. Then one day Judy reads the newspaper and sees that there is a competition for pets and the winner gets their picture in the paper. Judy makes her cat make toast and she comes second place. When the man takes the photo Judy's cat jumps out of her arms and she missed the photo! And when Judy reads the article it says her name is Judy Muddy! Then a few days later she has an idea. She is going to try to break a world record. Judy Moody decides to try do the human centipede to break the record.  Judy Moody gets all her friends and when they start it Judy steps on her friends finger! Judy's mum goes to the hospital with Judy's friend and the doctor said that he has a broken finger. Judy Moody goes into the playroom and she sees a box of dolls' body parts. Judy Moody steals them and when she gets home she puts all the body parts back together and returns them to the hospital. Then Judy sees the newspaper and it says someone stole the toys and then Judy sees that it said that they thank her for putting all the body parts back together. Finally Judy is famous.

I think this book was good. I give it a 9 out of ten.

This book was made by Megan McDonald and illustrated by Peter H. Reynolds.

The Mermaid's Tail

The Mermaids Tail

Crystal wants to be a mermaid.   She tries everything she can think of doing, to be a mermaid. She swung her legs under the table.  Then she walked in tiny steps when she got down from the table.  Whenever Crystal goes to bed she says I wish I was a mermaid.   One night her mum made her a mermaid's tail.  Crystal wore it everywhere.  She wore it shopping, she wore it to the beach, she wore it in the bath and she went to school with it on.  She went everywhere with it on.  Crystal really wanted to wear it to bed but it always seemed to be wet.  One night Crystal didn't have time to have a bath,  so she went to bed and her mermaid's tail wasn't wet.   She thought her parents wouldn't mind if she wore it to bed so she did.    Crystal woke up hearing a eeeee sound.  She found out it was a dolphin tapping on her window.  Finally she said, "I'm a mermaid."  She swam outside and played with the dolphins and swam around playing with all the fish.   And then she realised that if she stayed a mermaid forever she would miss her parents too much.  So she swam up up up and then she found herself in her bed.  She woke up and walked into the kitchen and her parents said, " where is your mermaid's tail?"

"Oh," said Crystal, "I want to be a bumble bee."

I think this book was really good. I give it an eight out of ten.

This book was made by Raewyn Caisley and illustrated my Ann James