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Pants on Fire

Pants on fire is about a boy called Tony who gets really unusual super cool undies from his grandma.  When Tony gets his pants in the mail he absolutely loves them!  They were orange with black dots.  Tony wanted to show them off at school.  When Tony went school everyone crowded him. Tony friends were saying that they wanted to borrow his pants. When tony went into class the teacher asked him why he was wearing just his undies into school and he said that he didn't have any other pants. Then heaps of terrifying sparks came flying out of his pants. Just then the teacher had a blank face and then the teacher said oh I'm sorry for asking you then they went back to their work.
The next day when they were doing their work Tony said he was allergic to paper so he didn't have to do his work. Then sparks came flying out of Tony's pants and the teachers face was blank. Just then the teacher came running up to Tony and said, " I'm so sorry ill ring someone and see if they can help". Then the teacher came back and said, " They said they wont be able to help so I guess we wont do any work'. Tony was really happy. His pants must hypnotize people when they lie!

The next day when Tony went to school it was p.e Tony said another lie to get of p.e and his pants caught on fire! he ran behind a tree and pulled his pants off, then all the class saw his pants on the ground!

Just then the pants started chasing him! Tony ran really fast then his friends ran after Tony. Tony and his friends had an idea, They would lie to the pants so they would explode! So Tony and his friends lied to the terrifying pants and the pants made a huge bang noise and then all they saw was ashes. Then the teacher came and saw Tony with no pants on and gave him a jacket to tie around him. Tony said he would never lie again.

I think this book was very good and funny i give it a 10 out of 10
This book was written by Victoria Lloyd

Just Shocking

This is a very funny book called Just Shocking.

This book has lots of different, funny stories. One of the stories is called And-Bot. This story is about a boy called Andy who tries to be a robot. His parents force him to do jobs and they lock him in the closet because they said robots need sleep. While he is locked in the closet he finds a talking vacuum cleaner! Then his parents let him out. Andy doesn't want to be a robot anymore so he says he's an alien. There are lots of other funny stories.  One of the other stories is one that you can pick what thing he does next.

I think this book was really good i hive it an 8 out of ten.

This book was illustrated by Terry Denton.

Real Keen Baked Bean

         Reel Keen Baked Bean

This book is filled with poems, chants and jokes that will make you laugh.

One of the poems in this book goes like this, Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle behind the kitchen door. The little dog laughed to see such fun, so the cat did a little bit more.

This book has lots of silly jokes.  Another one of them is roses are red, cabbages are green, you've got a figure like a washing machine.

This book was made by June Factor and illustrated by Annie Marshall

I think this book was very funny and I give it a 10 out of 10.